apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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