it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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