you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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