I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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