is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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