i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
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