And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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