Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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