what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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