There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I need water and some morals
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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