a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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