so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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