and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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