For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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