i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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