Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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