No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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