i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Drunk is a universal language darling
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