She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Houston, we have a squirter
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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