k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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