That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
