I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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