ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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