so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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