I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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