your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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