exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
you had me at cake vodka
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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