Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
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i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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