love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
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