I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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