Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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