is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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