I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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