Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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