think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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