we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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