whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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