My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
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I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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