im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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