So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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