I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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