i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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