I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Terrible idea I love it
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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