We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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