I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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