remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
How external is "for external use only"?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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