I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for