THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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