Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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