hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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