How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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