I wanna bring you to show and tell
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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