We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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